Awake at Last

Hello dearest Earthlings, I am terribly sorry for my unexplainable long absence. Except for the fact that it is explainable. Every year the Zofbergian leaders pick a random time of the year to conduct the Dazzevel Festival - a festival of sleeping. This festival can last for as long as one day to as long as a year and it is not optional. This time it went on for quite a while but luckily for you, your Zyogbv is back!

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Sleep!

See, we Zofbergians sleep differently to you humans. You sleep in something called a bood bed whereas we sleep on the ceiling in our anti-gravity pods.You sleep with pillows, we sleep with big squishy strawberry shaped piles of mud. And when you sleep with a duvet (which we get tangled up in) we sleep wrapped in Flumpalump fur! How you humans can stand living like that I do not know!

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