Friday 3 May 2013

Translator On

Good afternoon, my little chums.

I, Zyogbv, have been very busy lately so I have not been writing in the ships log recently. Since Christmas I have been devouring plenty rainbow eggs in March, I have been clearing out my spaceship where I found twelve more bubbles and I had a lovely phone call with my mother.

But, alas, I am back. And I have learnt a lot more Humanish words such as "discombobulate". An excellent word, but rather confusing, too.

I intend to write more in the ship's log from now on so that the Zofbenians back home can learn more about Earth too.


Tuesday 25 December 2012

Merry Christmas

Have a very Zofbenian Christmas!


Wednesday 10 October 2012

Hallows Eve

Greetings Humanlings!

The great Hallow Eve is getting closer once more, and my Amy Childs costume is almost finished, just a few more coats of wood stain will do it I think! This year I aim to get some of those brilliant toffee apples, they'd look brilliant on the front of my ship, all the other Zofbergians will be jealous! Wee treasure them back home on Zofberg, by the way. We have several temples created out of the beautiful glistening goo! Just the thought of it makes me want to cuddle a bubble!


Friday 31 August 2012

The Autumn is Nearing

Good day to you all my little Earthling-ma-bobs. It is the last day of the cycle you call 'Summer' and I have found another of those pesky bubbles inside my ship's engine. I found it curled up having a sneeze snoz snooze. It looked so innocent but I had to eliminate it straight away. By eliminate I don't mean what you call eliminating, I mean extracting the nostril juices through it's tongue. It is not a pleasant experience, I ended up with most of the nostril juice on me! I have also decided what I'm dressing up as for Halloween this year so that no old lady mistakes me for a small chidder. I shall be dressing up as the terrifying, the radioactively glowing, the spindly....Amy Childs. Gasp in horror you will. I shall look even more terrifying than those Ihmtings and I'm sure the costume will look brilliant with my new ear! I can't wait for Autumn!