S is for...

Sleep!

See, we Zofbergians sleep differently to you humans. You sleep in something called a bood bed whereas we sleep on the ceiling in our anti-gravity pods.You sleep with pillows, we sleep with big squishy strawberry shaped piles of mud. And when you sleep with a duvet (which we get tangled up in) we sleep wrapped in Flumpalump fur! How you humans can stand living like that I do not know!

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F is for...

Friday

Hello Earthlings! It's Friday or as we call it on Zofberg - Flurshdag! On Flurshdag we rest, asleep in the leaves of the Seftpod plant. The leaves are very soft and cuddly like a Flumpalump as pictured below!

We shave their fluff off every winter to use as carpets for our spacecraft. Unfortunately the bubble has also eaten that too!  I have captured the beastie now though.

Mwahahahahahahahahhahahahaa!!!!!

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