A-Z Reflections Post

Hello Earthlings! I have decided to do the reflections post. During the challenge I got better at speaking human-ish, I learnt some human ways of doing things and told you about some of the things us Zofbenians do! I think it was very successful!

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Z is for...

Well...Zyogbv - me!!

Here are some facts about me!

Name: Zyogbv the Traveller
Age:56889 (In Zofbenian years)
Home Planet: Zofberg
Languages Spoken: Zofbergian, Martian, Klingon, Earthish All Earth Languages
Spaceship: The Pod Fretalia 678
Height: 2ft 6

Happy End of A-Z!

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Y is for...

Yippee! I have got rid of all those pesky bubbles in my spacecraft! It's time to celebrate!

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V, W and X are for...

Vampires and Werewolves aren't that different really!

Also I learnt this odd human thing called kissing...here goes...XXX

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U is for...

U.F.O.

This is mine!

The blue light is the one that gave me away in the Amazon Rainforest. It is also like my good pall The Doctor's T.A.R.D.I.S. , it's bigger on the inside than on the outside!

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S is for...

Sleep!

See, we Zofbergians sleep differently to you humans. You sleep in something called a bood bed whereas we sleep on the ceiling in our anti-gravity pods.You sleep with pillows, we sleep with big squishy strawberry shaped piles of mud. And when you sleep with a duvet (which we get tangled up in) we sleep wrapped in Flumpalump fur! How you humans can stand living like that I do not know!

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P, Q and R are for...

Peculiar, Queer and Really Offensive forms of made up aliens!

Peculiar

Queer

Really Offensive

None of us look like that last one!

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O is for...

Oooooooh oooh oooooooh
Ooooh oooh oooooh
Oooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooooooooooooh!

My good pall The Doctor's theme tune!

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N is for...

N.A.S.A.

Source

N.A.S.A. are known as a permanent danger on my planet what with all their space equipment out looking for us constantly. I hope they come no closer!

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K is for...

Source

Klingon - A distant relative of mine!

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J is for...

Jokes!!


What do you call a spaceship with faulty air conditioning?
A frying saucer!!

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I is for...

Igloo!

A.K.A. My current home while I get  rid of all the bubbles! I have ten so far!

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G is for...

Sorry for the technical hitch yesterday I will repost!


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Friday

Hello Earthlings! It's Friday or as we call it on Zofberg - Flurshdag! On Flurshdag we rest, asleep in the leaves of the Seftpod plant. The leaves are very soft and cuddly like a Flumpalump as pictured below!

We shave their fluff off every winter to use as carpets for our spacecraft. Unfortunately the bubble has also eaten that too!  I have captured the beastie now though.

Mwahahahahahahahahhahahahaa!!!!!

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E is for...

Update soon!

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D is for...

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C is for...

Cookie!

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BUBBLES!

Hello Earthlings! Today I will be talking to you about bubbles and why they are extremely dangerous! 

Bubbles on your planet are extremely wet and friendly, on our planet however, they are minute green beings that lodge themselves inside the engines of spacecraft and gnaw away at the valuable technology. That is why my spaceship crashed here. I will show you a picture I drew of the one in my engine, that might help you visualise one.

As you can see my drawing skills aren't too good but look at my beautiful engine in it's mouth! Such a crime!

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A is for Alphabet!

Hello Earthlings! Happy April to you all! Today I would like to talk to you about the language of Zofberg! It is very different to yours, far more evolved!

Our Alphabet has 843 symbols in it, yours only has a measly 26. This is an everyday dialogue from Zofberg:-

Hpehl@ldo m4y| myu n%a>miet i¶s~ ZΞyloxgbfv!


Translated into you language that is "Hello my name is Zyogbv!"


What a joyous language the Zofbenian one is!


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