Z is for...

Well...Zyogbv - me!!

Here are some facts about me!

Name: Zyogbv the Traveller
Age:56889 (In Zofbenian years)
Home Planet: Zofberg
Languages Spoken: Zofbergian, Martian, Klingon, Earthish All Earth Languages
Spaceship: The Pod Fretalia 678
Height: 2ft 6

Happy End of A-Z!

TRANSLATOR OFF!

U is for...

U.F.O.

This is mine!

The blue light is the one that gave me away in the Amazon Rainforest. It is also like my good pall The Doctor's T.A.R.D.I.S. , it's bigger on the inside than on the outside!

TRANSLATOR OFF!

N is for...

N.A.S.A.

Source

N.A.S.A. are known as a permanent danger on my planet what with all their space equipment out looking for us constantly. I hope they come no closer!

TRANSLATOR OFF!

M is for...(late)

Micracre Plants


The Micracre Plants are beautiful pink flowers that have a very thin, tall stem and are taller than us Zofbergians. They smell delicious, just like your human books and they attract Davshand birds as I mentioned before.

Inside these plants are big puddles of goo, kind of like treacle and inside are walnoots  walnuts, or as we call them Seftpods. I work in delivering those Seftpods to distant planets such as Kirjile (filled with terrifying Kirrs who have several bubble problems) and Earth.

On the way  to transporting them to Earth however I got hit by one of your stupid satellite things and ended up in the Amazon rainforest! I was not amused!

TRANSLATOR OFF!

J is for...

Jokes!!


What do you call a spaceship with faulty air conditioning?
A frying saucer!!

TRANSLATOR OFF!