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Sunday, 15 April 2012

M is for...(late)

Micracre Plants


The Micracre Plants are beautiful pink flowers that have a very thin, tall stem and are taller than us Zofbergians. They smell delicious, just like your human books and they attract Davshand birds as I mentioned before.

Inside these plants are big puddles of goo, kind of like treacle and inside are walnoots  walnuts, or as we call them Seftpods. I work in delivering those Seftpods to distant planets such as Kirjile (filled with terrifying Kirrs who have several bubble problems) and Earth.

On the way  to transporting them to Earth however I got hit by one of your stupid satellite things and ended up in the Amazon rainforest! I was not amused!

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Saturday, 5 November 2011

Hello!

My name is Zyogbv. I come from the planet Zofberg. I crash landed here on a mission to deliver Seftpods. I think you call them walnoots or wallnuyts or something. Anyway. My ship is destroyed. I guess I will have to stay on this planet until help comes. It may take some time to adapt to these foreign climates. Where I'm from it's hot, tropical weather. Here, big liquid drops fall from the sky. I may need to use one of those umbrellys you humans use. Good day to you all.

Zyogbv

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