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Larfacar Races!


Back on Zofberg we have lots of special events that happen every six months. One of them is the Larfacar races which take place in The Great Valley of the Larfs. The Larfacar races first came about in what you humans would call 876 B.C. and was founded by a great mind of our planet, Larfneig Lopythelg.

The Larfacar races involved racing a Larfacar (which looks like a human bubble with orbs on the bottom and a joystick to steer) around the Great Pits, trying to avoid being hit by the Davshand Birds which I have mentioned before. Not only do they make a horrible mess with their droppings their saliva is extremely acidic!

All together they are a brilliant family day out and I think they should also take place here on Earth!

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Moosic

Hello my little Earthlings! I am relaxing in a very top secret place, eating books and listening to a very delightful thing. It is called Moosic  'music'. I have recently been listening to Isao Tomito's 'The Planets'. I will provide you with a sample!

It, however does not remind me of my planet. My planet sounds more like this:-

That is the sound of the Larfacar races. The engines noises all sound different and they make that noise together! I am starting to feel a little homesick now. I think I may need to start repairing my spaceship.

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