The Autumn is Nearing

Good day to you all my little Earthling-ma-bobs. It is the last day of the cycle you call 'Summer' and I have found another of those pesky bubbles inside my ship's engine. I found it curled up having a sneeze snoz snooze. It looked so innocent but I had to eliminate it straight away. By eliminate I don't mean what you call eliminating, I mean extracting the nostril juices through it's tongue. It is not a pleasant experience, I ended up with most of the nostril juice on me! I have also decided what I'm dressing up as for Halloween this year so that no old lady mistakes me for a small chidder. I shall be dressing up as the terrifying, the radioactively glowing, the spindly....Amy Childs. Gasp in horror you will. I shall look even more terrifying than those Ihmtings and I'm sure the costume will look brilliant with my new ear! I can't wait for Autumn!

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