Hallows Eve

Greetings Humanlings!

The great Hallow Eve is getting closer once more, and my Amy Childs costume is almost finished, just a few more coats of wood stain will do it I think! This year I aim to get some of those brilliant toffee apples, they'd look brilliant on the front of my ship, all the other Zofbergians will be jealous! Wee treasure them back home on Zofberg, by the way. We have several temples created out of the beautiful glistening goo! Just the thought of it makes me want to cuddle a bubble!

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The Autumn is Nearing

Good day to you all my little Earthling-ma-bobs. It is the last day of the cycle you call 'Summer' and I have found another of those pesky bubbles inside my ship's engine. I found it curled up having a sneeze snoz snooze. It looked so innocent but I had to eliminate it straight away. By eliminate I don't mean what you call eliminating, I mean extracting the nostril juices through it's tongue. It is not a pleasant experience, I ended up with most of the nostril juice on me! I have also decided what I'm dressing up as for Halloween this year so that no old lady mistakes me for a small chidder. I shall be dressing up as the terrifying, the radioactively glowing, the spindly....Amy Childs. Gasp in horror you will. I shall look even more terrifying than those Ihmtings and I'm sure the costume will look brilliant with my new ear! I can't wait for Autumn!

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