The Autumn is Nearing

Good day to you all my little Earthling-ma-bobs. It is the last day of the cycle you call 'Summer' and I have found another of those pesky bubbles inside my ship's engine. I found it curled up having a sneeze snoz snooze. It looked so innocent but I had to eliminate it straight away. By eliminate I don't mean what you call eliminating, I mean extracting the nostril juices through it's tongue. It is not a pleasant experience, I ended up with most of the nostril juice on me! I have also decided what I'm dressing up as for Halloween this year so that no old lady mistakes me for a small chidder. I shall be dressing up as the terrifying, the radioactively glowing, the spindly....Amy Childs. Gasp in horror you will. I shall look even more terrifying than those Ihmtings and I'm sure the costume will look brilliant with my new ear! I can't wait for Autumn!

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Y is for...

Yippee! I have got rid of all those pesky bubbles in my spacecraft! It's time to celebrate!

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M is for...(late)

Micracre Plants


The Micracre Plants are beautiful pink flowers that have a very thin, tall stem and are taller than us Zofbergians. They smell delicious, just like your human books and they attract Davshand birds as I mentioned before.

Inside these plants are big puddles of goo, kind of like treacle and inside are walnoots  walnuts, or as we call them Seftpods. I work in delivering those Seftpods to distant planets such as Kirjile (filled with terrifying Kirrs who have several bubble problems) and Earth.

On the way  to transporting them to Earth however I got hit by one of your stupid satellite things and ended up in the Amazon rainforest! I was not amused!

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Friday

Hello Earthlings! It's Friday or as we call it on Zofberg - Flurshdag! On Flurshdag we rest, asleep in the leaves of the Seftpod plant. The leaves are very soft and cuddly like a Flumpalump as pictured below!

We shave their fluff off every winter to use as carpets for our spacecraft. Unfortunately the bubble has also eaten that too!  I have captured the beastie now though.

Mwahahahahahahahahhahahahaa!!!!!

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BUBBLES!

Hello Earthlings! Today I will be talking to you about bubbles and why they are extremely dangerous! 

Bubbles on your planet are extremely wet and friendly, on our planet however, they are minute green beings that lodge themselves inside the engines of spacecraft and gnaw away at the valuable technology. That is why my spaceship crashed here. I will show you a picture I drew of the one in my engine, that might help you visualise one.

As you can see my drawing skills aren't too good but look at my beautiful engine in it's mouth! Such a crime!

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